Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
