I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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