Reggie can tackle my bush.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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