Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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