I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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