covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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