i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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