all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I bet he comes in French.
he thought i was a dude.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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