So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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