is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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