what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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