Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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