Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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