after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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