No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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