Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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