I think I am morally bankrupt
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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