We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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