No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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