the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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