so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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