Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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