North Korea, Best Korea!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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