I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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