I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You ruined the universe
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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