walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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