idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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