Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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