I hope mine doesn't look like that
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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