5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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