Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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