im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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