Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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