Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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