On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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