we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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