when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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