OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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