Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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