she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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