he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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