It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Randomize
