Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It was confusing and full of hummus
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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