We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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