it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
