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(856): View more from New Jersey

would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie

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(954): View more from Florida

I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza

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(916): View more from California

If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.

(320): View more from Minnesota

Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.

(916): View more from California

It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.

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(716): View more from New York

The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.

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(727): View more from Florida

I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?

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(361): View more from Texas

I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.

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