what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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