She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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