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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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I need you to use more vowels.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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