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I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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