idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
