OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
well you can't waste a boner
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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